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Bubba Whoopass Wilson
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THE MONSTERS IN THE MORNING
6-11am on Real Radio 104.1
and Nationwide on XM
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407-916-1041 or 1-888-978-1041
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Bubba Wilson – This “damn musical genius” is the authority on all things redneck and also the musical center of the show and the Monster Band that performs regularly in front of 1000’s. Much of the bands live performances are based on the music and lyrics created by this life long musician and performer. To date, Bubba’s work can be heard on 9 Monster CD’s and 3 DVD’s.
Bubba has opinions on just about everything….. few facts, but lots of opinions. When not on the radio or stage, Bubba can usually be found watching the History Channel or looking for his other boot. |
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MAN'S decoratin tips 101
Monday 08-18-2008 9:35pm ET
Hello ladies and gentlemens! Bubby Whoop here with a quick decoratin tip for all the MEN out there...
IF YOU WANT A DAMN CAMMO BATHROOM....
YOU GET YOUR ASS TO THE HOME DEPOT AND GET YOU A COUPLE GALLONS OF CAMMO COLORED PAINT (bring a good pair of your favorite extra-long cargo shorts, or muscle shirt, or trucker cap so they can match up the colors real good).....
AND PAINT YOUR DAMN BATHROOM CAMMO IF YOU WANT THE DAMN BATHROOM CAMMO!!!!
I'm gonna be out tomorrow to get some dental work done (if the place isn't flooded or blown away in the hurricane...), but I'll talk to y'all on Wednesday!! Don't forget to strap them lawn chairs and tire swings down in the storm! Stay safe!
And I'm out...
Love,
Bubby
Bubby's SWEET Poker Tournament offerings...
Tuesday 08-12-2008 11:23pm ET
Hello ladies and gentlemens! Bubby WHOOP here, checkin in to sweeten the Philips Phile Poker Tournament stakes!
As y'all know, I LOVE poker...play it all the damn time! You'd figure just gettin to sit next to a FINE specimen like me oughta be enough for damn near anyone!! But, Russy tells me I gotta do better.
SOOOOOOO.....
I, BUBBA WHOOPASS WILSON, am proud to offer....
MY EXPERT SERENADING SERVICES to ONE LUCKY BIDDER!!!
Yes, you read that right, folks!! I will come to your place of business (or favorite restaurant), and I will bust right up on in there with my damn flip flops and guitar to sing UP TO THREE of your favorite Bubba/Burt Wilson songs to you (and whoever else happens to be standin around) !!! Louder than hell, too!
.......And, as if THAT wasn't the best damn offer y'all have seen up here on this damn Monster site yet.......
I, BUBBA WHOOPASS WILSON, will throw in....
ONE GENUINE (tastefully BEADED) REBEL FLAG BUBBA HAT-BAND (circa Monsters '99)
AND!!!!!!!!!.............
ONE GENUINE BUBBA MONSTERS '99 LEATHER VEST (size XL...but y'all will notice the nifty lace-up sides...suitable to accomodate any XL-XXXL duke belly in comfort...AND STYLE)!!!
Now, I can hear the rest of the Monsters whining ...."Awww Bubba! That's not fair!!! How can we compete with THOSE tasty goodies????!!!" Well................THAT AIN'T MY PROBLEM, BITCHES! This here is POKER...and there ain't no cryin in POKER!
LET THE BIDDIN WAR COMMENCE!!!
And I'm out...
Love,
Bubby
Beach WEEKEND!
Monday 08-04-2008 10:44pm ET
Hello ladies and gentlemens! Bubba Whoopass Wilson here, checkin in after an AWESOME weekend at Cocoa Beach and New Smyrna!
As y'all know, Saturday we went out to the Cocoa Beach Pier and tore it up with Dave Kury and Richard "The Mayor," playin cuts off of EVERETT. Daniel and Tiffany hosted one hell of a bikini contest, and Tuds and his wife came out to help Sweetness man the CD table. Y'all, I was floored...the place was packed from 12:30 on...and the crowd was singin and partyin the whole damn time!
Tiff was there, lookin hot as usual, like the poster girl for TeenSweeties.com...
Daniel was there takin video of all the folks singin "Florida Boy"! It was AWESOME! And Dan Lee did a great job!
Tony Rage was out there celebratin his BACHELOR PARTY!!
I was even able to drag good ol' Tuddle up on stage to do "29 Hours."
It started out pretty darn good...he had his fancy sunglasses on, his (big) head held high, an extra-loud "CAAWW" in his voice...
But sure enough...he FORGOT THE G-DAMN WORDS AGAIN!! The crowd started to get restless, and you could see a worried look in his eyes....
So he started to punch and slap himself in the face...AND THAT GOT EVERYONE HAPPY AND SINGIN AGAIN! It was a real crowd-pleaser!
I really gotta thank EVERYONE who came out to sing and check out the CD!! Y'all really made me feel proud!
This here was a real FLORIDA BOY!
...and we got some GREAT footage of y'all singin along to the song...but WE NEED SOME MORE! I'll be gettin on the air and lettin y'all know where I'll be next...so be sure to come on out and get up in this video!!!
Sunday, me and Sweetness went back to the beach for some relaxin time together. This time, we drove to the very end of New Smyrna and spent some time on the National Sea Shore...
It was the PERFECT end to a GREAT FLORIDA WEEKEND!!!
Thanks again to everyone who came out to show some love and sing along to the EVERETT songs!!! I can't tell y'all how much it meant to me!
And don't forget to keep checkin out BurtWilson.com for EVERETT news and stupid stuff!!!
I'll talk to y'all in the mornin!
And I'm out...
Love,
Bubby
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