I’TS POKER TIME, BABY!!!
That’s right, it’s the 3rd Thursday and that means poker at the Daytona Beach Kennel Club. Remember, we’ve had a change in time. The tournament starts at 7 p.m. now because of the increased amount of players. The buy-in is still $65 and there will be a roaming bounty of $25. That means I draw a number between 1 and 9. The number represents the seat hat now has a $25 bounty on his/her head. Also, there will be a $150 bounty on my head increasing $50 for every half an hour I stay in the tournament.
If you get put out early (like me) there is plenty of action in the Poker Room. Games ranging from $1 - $2 Limit up to $5 - $10 No Limit.
Join us Thursday night!!!
Dirty Jim

You know I’m a stickler for timing. Russ will get a kick out of my four day late post about Kicks for Guns, or as it’s known in the media, “Gifts and Goods for Gas and Gifts plus Kicks and Guns.”
Regardless, I’m putting up a few photos from Kicks for Guns with commentary….
Please laugh…

The now famous, "Kicks for Guns" banner. It was stolen. Irony.

This is where patrons would bring their ticket for "Kicks".
On the left you can see Drunky trying to figure out if his warrant
in Volusia County can be enforced by OPD.

Just a few of the guns we had received by 7:30 a.m. All in all
we made over 400 unwanted guns unavailable for ignorance.

This is Pooh. Pooh got his "Kicks" personalised
by Airbrush Pete. He's the best in all of Central
Florida. He works with some pretty famous jocks
and rappers. Real famous. He doesn't like to brag.
Anyway, Pooh was hyped about his new rides. That
what he told me. Pooh sounds exactly like Shaq.
He's a balla, B.

Mayor Buddy Dyers' assistants look on in amazement as he
orders an air strike on a riot in Pine Hills caused by a spicy pork rind recall.

Mayor Dyer with Puerto Rican Batman. Unfortunately, PR Batman
was killed later that day in a spicy pork rind riot.
We did a good thing that day.
Dirty Jim

I want to thank all of the cool people that came out to Kissimmee Motor Sports this past Saturday. We had a great turnout and gave over 30 test drives on new 09’ Victory bikes. We also gave away a cruise for two on the upcoming Monster Cruise. The couple that won it are really nice people. They were there signing people for an upcoming ride to benefit the family of their son who died in Iraq. I will find out more about the ride and post it later this week.
Also, another former soldier came out Saturday and bought a Victory Vegas Jackpot. It’s a pretty badass bike as the picture will show.
It was also really cool of Russ and Bubba to come out a hang for a bit. Crazy thing was we really didn’t get to talk at all because I was giving test rides all day!!

These guys were so excited about winning the cruise. I hope they
have a blast.

At least this bike isn't completely sick. Are you shi#@ing me!!!
Look at this bike!! That's how it comes stock!! This cat was
grinning from ear to ear as he paced the showroom waiting for
the papers to sign. He told me he shopped every maker for
months before he decided on this Victory. They told me he rode
home that day.
Dirty Jim
