Russ, you're killing me!
I can't tell you how much I hate those stupid Tahitian Village commercials. It's supposed to sound like you're actually having a conversation with Roseanne Barr or whatever celebrity, but it is so blatantly obvious that you're not. It's insulting my intelligence! I know that it's money in your pocket and also Clear Channel's, but I actually turn the station when I hear it.
Love you guys anyway!
Renee
I did it that way on purpose. Can't you tell the laugh in the middle of the spot is as fake as it gets?
I'm paid to read spots like that, I'm in radio. Everytime you hear me do that spot just think "Ole RRR just filled up a tank of gas in his car!"

August 18..... the day my nuts went bad.
Russ,
It’s me, Michael van Gelder. We went to Edgewater together. The Long Haired guy.
Anyway,
I was hired to photograph the Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp last week and saw that Tiffany was paired up with Kip Winger and Mark Hudson.
So, I made sure to take some pictures for you to share with the fans. ( Just give me photo credit. )
Use the images in anyway shape or form you feel you need.
I must say that I was very surprised at Tiffany’s shyness at first. I know she felt way out in left field not knowing any of these incredible artists.
But I Think she learned a great deal from these people. She practiced long and hard to songs and arrangements she was not familiar with.
When it came to show time, she really opened up on stage.
She definitely stole the show with Kip Winger. (He was VERY happy to be working with her.)
I understand you were at the show with Kate. I’m real sorry I missed you. Give my best to Kate.
Enjoy!
Best Wishes & Much Success,
Michael van Gelder
Photographer
Gelderland Productions, L.L.C.
P.O. Box 540474
Orlando, FL 32854-0474
407-810-3772

Thanks Michael! You took great photos of Tiffany and Kip Winger. Thanks for taking time to send them to me.

I still remember you in High School, on stage with your band rockin out to "You got another thing comin" by Judas Priest. You guys did the song much better! Thanks Dude!

Russ,
For a delicious tasty sandwich which one of these would you do:
1. Water ski with drunky driving his boat. (while he consumes mutiple cold beverages)
2. Be a passenger in Tiffany's car while she was driving on I4 and applying makeup.
3. Be a passenger on Daniels Scooter while he was on his iphone going down Park avenue at 40 mph.
4. Ride with Bubba after he stopped at Taste-Freeze for a giant swirl cone.
5. Listen to Dirty Jim while he explains the game of Texas Holdem to you for 2 hours.
6. Listen to Tuddle bitch and complain about his lack of airtime for 3 hours.
Just Wondering,
Tony
Tony Palmiotti
Digitalhandyman

I would have to be a passenger in Tiffany's car while she put on make up. I don't think she takes that long to throw it on her face! (That was joke Tiff,)

Hey Russ,
I am a long time listener and was wondering what has happen to the Monster Dance Squad? I don't hear you talk about them or have not heard any of the girls call in any more. I was just wondering if they disbanded or if it just got old?
I will be 100% honest with you. I was not thrilled with the costumes and the turn out at Miss Monster. We only had 5 girls but the girls we had kicked ass.
I hope to have the "Monster Dance Squad" perform at an upcoming event and I hope that will get me excited again.

To be fair, the Dance Squad has put a lot of time into performing and they have not gotten a lot out of it. I'm working on something that I think will make the Dance Squad happy and get them the attention they deserve.
It's a work in progress, I've not given up just yet!
